Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"hy are you crying?" Bob asked"
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill."
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
"As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely."
"Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?""
"To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
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Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:
Q: What is you father name?
Pathan: Plz Options?
A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
