It's the only way I know

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The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old

daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work

himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that

she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks

before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she

indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they

finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from

their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd

led him around in such a circle. The child explained, "That's the way

the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."


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A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Whats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving



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A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.”

“Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine...”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, “I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are

you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two,

the Son Of a bitch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught

them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

Why the world is round?

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TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round

Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

3 New Girl friend

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Teacher: If you have 12 Chocolates and you Give 5 to Lamia, 3 to Anika and 4 to Julia, Then what will u get????

Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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