Homework time

Posted by Admin On Thursday, April 14, 2011 0 comments

Sam: "Dad, would you do my math homework for me"?

Dad: "No, son, it wouldn’t be right".

Sam: "Well, at least you could try".

Horrible future

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Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

"There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman’s lined face, then, at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.

How could she go, w/o knowing?

She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

Emergency case

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The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

Boss And His Secretary - Not Porn Guys But U All Like It

Posted by Admin On Tuesday, April 5, 2011 0 comments

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.

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