My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
> while we were in bed.
> I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
> 'No,' she answered. I then said,
> 'Is that your final answer?'
> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying,
> 'Yes..'
> So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
> And that's when the fight started...
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
> as a
> Christmas gift...
> The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
> When she asked me why, I replied,
> "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last
> year!"
> And that's how the fight started.....
A newly married husband saved his wife's mobile number on his mobile as "My life"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"hy are you crying?" Bob asked"
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill."
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
"As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely."
"Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?""
"To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
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Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
