Funny Jokes

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, answers Tom.“What if that had been struck by lightning?” challenges the inspector.“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.”“What if the phone was busy?”“In...

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ”Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.”God Almighty !” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good” and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, ”Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ”Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, ”Very good,” and...