The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-olddaughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for workhimself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said thatshe would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocksbefore she told him to turn the first time, several more before sheindicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when theyfinally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance fromtheir home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'dled him around in such a circle. The child explained, "That's the waythe school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know...
A kid gets zero in a paperFather angrily asks,“Whats this?”Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started givingMOONS...
A little boy was doing his maths homework.He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.”“Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine...”His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?”The little boy answered, “I'm doing my maths homework, Mom.”“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.“Yes,” he answered.Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What areyou teaching my son in maths?”The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two,the Son Of a bitch is four?”After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taughtthem was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four...
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so...
Teacher: If you have 12 Chocolates and you Give 5 to Lamia, 3 to Anika and 4 to Julia, Then what will u get????Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!...
