Funny Jokes

The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old

daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work

himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that

she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks

before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she

indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they

finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from

their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd

led him around in such a circle. The child explained, "That's the way

the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."