Funny Jokes

> My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
> reunion, and she
> kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat
> alone at a
> nearby table.
> I asked her, "Do you know him?"
> "Yes", she sighed,
> "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking
> right after we
> split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been
> sober since."
> "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?"
> And then the fight started...