English Jokes

Posted by Admin On Monday, November 1, 2010 0 comments
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for
> Social Security.
> The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
> License to verify my age.
> I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
> home.
> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to
> go home
> and come back later.
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
> for me' and she
> processed my Social Security application..
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the
> Social Security office...
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might
> have gotten
> disability, too.'
> And then the fight started...

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