English Jokes

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Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Boy 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Boy 2: Ok
Boy 1: A white horse fell in the mud.

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”

The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

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The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in India, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

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