Hindi_Jokes01

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Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.


Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..



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Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.


Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.



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Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”


Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

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Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??


Student: “Air Hostess!”

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Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.


Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!

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Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.


Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?


Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.

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