Quick Laughs

Posted by Admin On Saturday, June 12, 2010 0 comments

This five year old girl came home from kindergarten one day with a 'connect-the-dot' project she had just completed. Her mother admired her work and, after praising her, sent her to play with her three year old sister in the living room. Some time later, the mother decided the girls were too quiet and went to investigate.

She found the two girls on the floor with the family pet. They were using marker pens to connect the dots on their Dalmatian!


A judge told the man in front of him : "It's alcohol, and alcohol alone that's responsible for your condition."

He answered : "You've made me a very happy person . Everyone tells me it's all my fault."


A monkey in a deep jungle looked at the explorer and said to the monkey beside him, "To heck with the Darwin theory - they're not going to make a man out of me."

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