Funny Jokes

*Teacher: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Student: It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!!!

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Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.
They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

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Teacher: What dog can't bark?
Student: A hot dog.

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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."