Some short jokes

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*Teacher: What do you call a dog with no legs?
Student: It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!!!

Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.
They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

Teacher: What dog can't bark?
Student: A hot dog.

A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."

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